England X Reader: Drunk England
You were walking out of the world meeting, tired as usual, when America walked up to you.
America: Hey ___! Dude, I’m having this awesome party at my place and you should totally come! J
You: uh… I don’t know about that America. I’m pretty tired you know?
America: Oh come on ___! It’s going to be so awesome that you’re going to forget that you’re tired. Trust me! Plus, you’ve been working a lot lately and this would be a good opportunity to lighten up a bit.
You: You’re probably right. When did you get all sentimental with your words?
America: (turns around with a burger and coke) wah? ...
You: …I said I was going.
America: Awesome! Ill see you tonight at eight. My place.
So you went your separate ways and went home. It was five so that meant that you have three hours to do whatever you wanted. (speed up) It’s now seven-thirty and your trying to find an outfit to go to the party. (another speed up) When you arrived at Alfred’s house there was strong music, streamers all over the floor, and a lot of food and drinks out. There was France flirting with the waitresses, Canada being sat on by Russia, who either doesn’t know Canada’s under him or likes to torture poor Canada. Then there was America starting to eat all the food in a nick of time. So you decided to go to the bar which was downstairs. Alteast it would be quiet down there.
When you got down there, it was a dim lit room with wooden walls and floors. You spotted Germany and Prussia having drinks and getting drunk. You looked over in a dark corner and see England with his back to you. You calmly walk over to see him slumped over and mumbling to himself.
England: (mumbling to himself)
You: (slightly touch his shoulder) … hey England?
England: (startled. Turns around rapidly) oh! ___. Didn’t see you there… how are you?
You: I’m fine. What are you doing in a dark emo corner?
England: oh, haha… very funny. I’m just tired and I have some things going on. (whispers) oh flying mint bunny! I know that she has pretty hair!
You: (blushing lightly) uh… Iggy? Who is that?
England: oh, just the wall… you wouldn’t understand (grabs a big bottle of liquor)
You: uh ok… but I don’t think you should be drinking either. (tries to take bottle.)
England: (falls head first on the table)
You: wow! England are you ok? (struggles to get his head up)
England: (grabs your arm) I don’t want you to leave me…
You: ( blushing a brighter pink) what are you talking about?
England: (gets up and runs behind the bar counter falling)
You: oh my god! England are you ok?!
You couldn’t see England behind the bar counter because of how dim it was in the room. Then all of a sudden someone grabbed your arm and pulled you to a bar stand.
You: wow! What the …?
England: (picks your head up and gives you a small peck on your lips)
Looking like a tomato, you are shocked to believe that England would be able to do this. Is he drunk or something? Then he lets go of you and is blushing himself. Then he gets up and goes over to the stage. You then looked down and saw what he was wearing. He had on only a waiter’s apron. ONLY the waiter’s apron. Now you were positive that England was drunk.
When England got on the stage, you were completely shocked at what he said.
England: listen up wankers!... that girl over there…(pointing to you) she is the one girl that I love… and I want all of you to stay away from her!... You don’t want me to get my friends to do away with you all…
All you could do was stare completely shocked at England, having him stand up to everyone and confess to you. It was only when he was walking up to you that you were finally focused. He then slumped over you and gave you a bigger kiss than what he just gave you. He then let go getting some air and whispered:
England: I want you to stay with me…
Then he passed out on top of you. You were still surprised at what he just did but smiled and decided to take him home.
(speed up) You were at your house with England who passed out. You were still thinking about what happened and what Iggy said there. “I want you to stay with me…” the words he said still replayed in your head. You heard muffling sounds and found England waking up.
England: mh…ugh… what happened?... ( looking around)
You: oh, hey Iggy. You just passed out at the party. I just took you home with me.
England: oh… was I any trouble? (slightly blushing)
You: no. You were actually kinda fun…
England: really?... I-I didn’t do anything to you?...
You: (blushing remembering what happened) n-not that I know of, no. Well! I’m going to bed. Maybe you should stay here tonight. You know, because it’s really late now.
England: oh… right. Well, goodnight then…
You: (looking disappointed) ok well … goodnight.
You went to go to your room when England put his hands on your shoulders and turned you around. He gave you a strong passionate kiss. When he let go, you just smiled happily.
You: good night kiss?
And you two continued to kiss again. Let’s just say that you two slept pretty well next to each other in the morning.