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Smexy!England X Reader: Christmas Alone

Smexy!England X Reader: Christmas Alone.

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Hey guys~! ^7^ I thought of making a story for you guys on Christmas~!
I know it's short anddoesnthaveanysmut but yeah~! XD
Haha I hope all of you have a great Christmas and A happy New Year~

Enjoy!!
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Today was Christmas, a great and celebrated holiday. With gifts and great food, that you'll be stuffed for a week. There was laughter and happiness, which was heard all over town. But a lone person who had no one and celebrated Christmas by himself, except with a bottle of rum….Yeah, Pirate Arthur Kirkland.

He was always alone for Christmas, after his son died in war and never really wanted

Weak spots- EnglandxReaderToday was turning out to very boring for Arthur. Even with his usually entertaining girlfriend ___________ over, this day was turning out to be boring.

Of course, perhaps if said girlfriend was paying more attention to him rather than… whatever the hell she was looking at on her laptop, that might help things a little bit.

"Remind me why I invited you over again?" He asked, annoyed.

"You tell me." Was your oh-so-concerned reply.

An anime vein popped on Arthur's head and he growled. "Gee, I don't know. Maybe I just wanted to spend time with my girlfriend. You know, without her laptop?"

You groaned and rolled your eyes, which didn't leave

EnglandxReader Burnt ToastEnjoy ^^

"Hun, could you pop the toast in while I take a quick shower?" you asked your husband Arthur as you set the toast on the counter. You were already in a rush to get to work on time: making breakfast in the kitchen with a towel wrapped around your body and a toothbrush hanging out your mouth.

But you were so hungry!

"Sure. I'll butter it and put it on a plate."

You smiled. "Thanks~" with that you rushed to the shower.

__ __ __ __ __ __

After a five minute shower, you were dressed in two minutes.

You walked downstairs and smelled burning. Arthur had tried cooking something.

"Uh, I burnt the toast, (Name)." he explained.

You chu

EnglandxReader: The Perfect Christmas GiftYou were sitting on the sofa looking through magazines trying to find a good Christmas gift for your husband; Arthur. You were married for a few months now and this would be the first Christmas you would send together as a married couple. You wanted to get your new husband the perfect gift.

"Dang, it I don't know what to get him." you said putting down the cooking magazine that had a list of popular cookware inside. Arthur loved to cook for you. However you honestly didn't like his cooking but you would never tell him that.

You decide to give up on your search of the perfect gift when you noticed it was twelve in the afternoon. 'Iggy w

EnglandxReaderEnglandxReader

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You were the top student in your school, the best at everything.

Everything except math.

You hated the subject with a passion. Not only did you think it was frustratingly tedious, you also had a hard time understanding certain formulas.

You only hated one thing more than math, and that was a very pompous person.

Arthur Kirkland.

He was always making fun of how you failed miserably in math. Sadly, the rest of the student body felt he had the right to taunt you, seeing as he had the best math grades.

"Just iknore him ______." Your best friend Natalia rolled her eyes. "Se guy is

EnglandxShy!Reader [Request]H-hello my name is (name)(last name).
I am new in the town so I don't know anyone...That I am shy doesn't help me much,you know?
But I am sure I am going to make friends...I-I guess...
My neighbor was a girl called Yumi Darkikun.She is a friend close mine...But my other neighbor a-actually is my crush...

~~~~~~~~~~~~Flashback~~~~~~~~~~~~
First day,
I was grabbing a few boxes.They were so heavy that I fell down but someone grabbed my arm before I fell
"Excuse me,miss.Luckily I was here to avoid that a beautiful lady fell down and probably get hurt"A british man said.
I was pale and my mind in white...But I come to reality so fast as I could
"

Take Care of You England x Reader Arthur had always been there for (f/n). In Kindergarten, where they met, when her pencil broke, he'd given her one of his. Whenever she got lunch she didn't like, or had forgotten her lunchbox, he shared his lunch with her. When her goldfish died, he'd comforted her.
He was still there in middle school. When she couldn't go to the first dance because she was sick, he stayed home with her. He auditioned for band with her when she'd been too scared to do so alone. When her first real crush broke her heart, he was there to convince her he was a jerk and didn't deserve her. That was when he realised he loved (f/n).
And on into h

Snow Storms EnglandxReaderYou were an idiot.

Those reports on the news warning of a blizzard? You ignored them. The lack of snow the past few years had caused you to lose your faith in winter and storms.

So like a fool, you went over to your dear friend Arthur's house today.

You stayed for a good few hours, but uh... you started to get hungry. And you'd heard the rumors about his cooking. Added to the fact that it was getting late and it was rather improper for you to stay so late a guy friend's house.... Well it just seemed like a good time to leave

But when you happened to open the door, you discovered the news report was right! The entire ground was covered in

Secret Agent!EnglandXReader Sick SurpriseThere were plenty of times in Arthur's job when his track of thought went something like this: Shitshitshitshitthisisgoingtohurtalot.
One of those times was now, when he had to jump from the third floor into a Dumpster. Glass and garbage sliced him, but he tried not to think of that and jumped out, using the edge for leverage. He had been attending a banquet, but word got around that Arthur wasn't actually Reginald Simmons III, and guards were after him. His mask had worn thin at the party, but he still refused to take it off, lest he show his true identity.
A black figure flicked out from the rooftops, following Arthur. He supressed a groan. 'Great, more company.' He couldn't fire at it, he'd just be broadcasting his location to the guards. He turned out of the alleys he was running through and merged into the streams of people on the sidewalk. Arthur snatched a jacket tied loosely around someone's waist and zipped it up. He ducked into a secondhand store and k

England x Reader: Smile Please?"Lunch break! Who wants McDonalds?" Alfred hollers through the conference room.

"Ooo! Me! Sounds awesome!" You reply back to your friend.

You and Alfred have been friends for who knows how long. You can't even remember how the hell you two became friends, it was just too insane to bother remembering you both say to each other every time the subject is brought up.

"How about let's not and say we did? You've eaten hamburgers for the last week! Try something different stupid" Arthur says, slightly annoyed.

And that's your other friend Arthur. He has an attitude and huge assed eyebrows. You have always kinda liked him and his big e

England x Reader: Sleep ParalysisEngland x Reader: Sleep Paralysis

Beep Beep! Beep Beep!

You jumped a little at the sudden noise of the small alarm clock that sat on the end table beside your side of the bed. You looked over at it with tired bloodshot eyes and glared at it furiously. The clock was blurry, so you rubbed your eyes to try and read what time it said. When your vision became clearer your (e/c) snapped open wide with shock.

"What..." you whispered to yourself quietly "1:00am already…?"

The bed started to shake faintly when the body beside you started to shift in his sleep. Looking over your shoulder you caught a glimpse of your fiancé Arthur Kirk

EnglandXReader - Baking    "Iggy, can we please~~~~?" You pleaded.
    "_______, love . . .you know I can't--"
    "That's why I'm here!"
    "Love . . . ."
    "Pwease Iggy~~~!"
    "_________. . . "
    "Iggy, pwease~~~~~~"
    "Did Alfred teach you his bloody puppy dog look?"

    "Maybe~~"
    "Alright, we'll bake some bloody cookies!"
    "Yay!"
    "But, do you really want me to bake?"
    "Of course, I do, Iggy! I'll let you help me!"
    "Can I help?" Peter pipped in, tugging on your shirt.
    "No, you can't." Arthur snarled.
    "Iggy! I think Pe--"
    "Peter! I think we should let ye' brother and his girlfriend have some alone time."
    "ALLISTOR! GET YOUR BUTT UP AND OUT OF THIS KITCHEN, RIGHT NOW."

England One ShotEngland sighed and slipped another book into place. He hadn’t always been a librarian. It wasn’t a glamorous dream job, but he had his reasons. It had now been officially a year since you died. England hadn’t known, you didn’t tell him you had cancer. You had liked books and all the wonder that filled them. He used to amuse you by conjuring up characters from some of your favorites. Actually, you had been the librarian, but when you passed he had taken you position for fear they’d shut down the place you had loved so much.

Now he slides a volume of Pride and Prejudice onto its shelf. He paused for a moment an

ArthurxReader: Innocence

You smiled and looked up from your place in Arthur's lap. Playing carefully with his blonde hair you closed your eyes and took in the moment. Those words you so wanted to say were on the tip of your tongue.
"Love, could you move for a moment?"
You frowned, but shifted out of his lap. Instead taking the position right in front of his crossed legs, chin resting on both elbows you smiled at him, "What is it Artie?"
He took a deep breath, "I…umm…I have something to sing for you." He took his guitar out of its case and strummed it a few times before starting.
"Waking up I see that everything is OK
The first time in my life and now it's so gre

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You stood beside the entrance to the _____ amusement park, your friend Lily set you up for a blind date and you were suppose to meet him here when the park opened. It was a hot and dry so you were wearing jean shorts, a patterned tank top, and a pair of toms. You were considering canceling the whole thing, you haven't gone out on a date since you broke up with your ex because you didn't want to put out . Plus you didn't even know the guy, well according to lily you guys did know each other but you never really talked. There were two reasons you stayed, the first one being you we're curious to see who it was, and

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by ~chocoholic321, Dec 17, 2012, 6:53:16 AM
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England X Reader: Drunk England

You were walking out of the world meeting, tired as usual, when America walked up to you.

America: Hey ___! Dude, I’m having this awesome party at my place and you should totally come! J

You: uh… I don’t know about that America. I’m pretty tired you know?

America: Oh come on ___! It’s going to be so awesome that you’re going to forget that you’re tired. Trust me! Plus, you’ve been working a lot lately and this would be a good opportunity to lighten up a bit.

You: You’re probably right. When did you get all sentimental with your words?

America: (turns around with a burger and coke) wah? ...

You: …I said I was going.

America: Awesome! Ill see you tonight at eight. My place.

So you went your separate ways and went home. It was five so that meant that you have three hours to do whatever you wanted. (speed up) It’s now seven-thirty and your trying to find an outfit to go to the party. (another speed up) When you arrived at Alfred’s house there was strong music, streamers all over the floor, and a lot of food and drinks out. There was France flirting with the waitresses, Canada being sat on by Russia, who either doesn’t know Canada’s under him or likes to torture poor Canada. Then there was America starting to eat all the food in a nick of time. So you decided to go to the bar which was downstairs. Alteast it would be quiet down there.

When you got down there, it was a dim lit room with wooden walls and floors. You spotted Germany and Prussia having drinks and getting drunk. You looked over in a dark corner and see England with his back to you. You calmly walk over to see him slumped over and mumbling to himself.

England: (mumbling to himself)

You: (slightly touch his shoulder) … hey England?

England: (startled. Turns around rapidly) oh! ___. Didn’t see you there… how are you?

You: I’m fine. What are you doing in a dark emo corner?

England: oh, haha… very funny. I’m just tired and I have some things going on. (whispers) oh flying mint bunny! I know that she has pretty hair!

You: (blushing lightly) uh… Iggy? Who is that?

England: oh, just the wall… you wouldn’t understand (grabs a big bottle of liquor)

You: uh ok… but I don’t think you should be drinking either. (tries to take bottle.)

England: (falls head first on the table)

You: wow! England are you ok? (struggles to get his head up)

England: (grabs your arm) I don’t want you to leave me…

You: ( blushing a brighter pink) what are you talking about?

England: (gets up and runs behind the bar counter falling)

You: oh my god! England are you ok?!

You couldn’t see England behind the bar counter because of how dim it was in the room. Then all of a sudden someone grabbed your arm and pulled you to a bar stand.

You: wow! What the …?

England: (picks your head up and gives you a small peck on your lips)

Looking like a tomato, you are shocked to believe that England would be able to do this. Is he drunk or something? Then he lets go of you and is blushing himself. Then he gets up and goes over to the stage. You then looked down and saw what he was wearing. He had on only a waiter’s apron. ONLY the waiter’s apron. Now you were positive that England was drunk.

When England got on the stage, you were completely shocked at what he said.

England: listen up wankers!... that girl over there…(pointing to you) she is the one girl that I love… and I want all of you to stay away from her!... You don’t want me to get my friends to do away with you all…

All you could do was stare completely shocked at England, having him stand up to everyone and confess to you. It was only when he was walking up to you that you were finally focused. He then slumped over you and gave you a bigger kiss than what he just gave you. He then let go getting some air and whispered:

England: I want you to stay with me…

Then he passed out on top of you. You were still surprised at what he just did but smiled and decided to take him home.

(speed up) You were at your house with England who passed out. You were still thinking about what happened and what Iggy said there. “I want you to stay with me…” the words he said still replayed in your head. You heard muffling sounds and found England waking up.

England: mh…ugh… what happened?... ( looking around)

You: oh, hey Iggy. You just passed out at the party. I just took you home with me.

England: oh… was I any trouble? (slightly blushing)

You: no. You were actually kinda fun…

England: really?... I-I didn’t do anything to you?...

You: (blushing remembering what happened) n-not that I know of, no. Well! I’m going to bed. Maybe you should stay here tonight. You know, because it’s really late now.

England: oh… right. Well, goodnight then…

You: (looking disappointed) ok well … goodnight.

You went to go to your room when England put his hands on your shoulders and turned you around. He gave you a strong passionate kiss. When he let go, you just smiled happily.

You: good night kiss?

England: yes…

And you two continued to kiss again. Let’s just say that you two slept pretty well next to each other in the morning.

England X Readerby ~chocoholic321

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Just a little something something I wanted to write about XD I started spazzing rereading this and... *happy sigh*

I like seeing England drunk. You never know what he's going to do

IGGY!!!

~Juicy-Peach Dec 18, 2012

I love the whole trip OVER the counter to the other side thing!!!
Today in health we used 'drunk goggles' and I ran into the table not once but 3 times!!!!
How in the world do drunks even pick up their beers and not trip over the person from across the room!?!?!?
The world still amazes me.......... And Iggy.......

~KenkoSpellCaster Dec 17, 2012 Hobbyist Digital Artist

Iggy needs to his drunk act together or i foresee this to be his hilarious future [link]

~chocoholic321 Dec 17, 2012 Hobbyist General Artist

That could be anybody... <.< lol!

~KenkoSpellCaster Dec 17, 2012 Hobbyist Digital Artist

true.....but.... JUST imagine it with a British accent

~chocoholic321 Dec 17, 2012 Hobbyist General Artist

Thank you~

~NightStarSpirit Dec 17, 2012 Hobbyist Digital Artist

Is it weird that I was laughing like an idiot while reading this?

~chocoholic321 Dec 17, 2012 Hobbyist General Artist

No XD I was doing the same thing!

~NightStarSpirit Dec 17, 2012 Hobbyist Digital Artist

Joy!

~xXToxic-NekoXx Dec 17, 2012 Student Artist

Omfg too funny

i love it

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